I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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