sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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