my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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