I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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