This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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