Kareoke will never be a sober sport
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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