the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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