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(704): View more from North Carolina

Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"

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(503): View more from Oregon

Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.

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(847): View more from Illinois

So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be

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(818): View more from California

Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?

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(513): View more from Ohio

he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down

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(678): View more from Georgia

Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.

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