Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Someone came in the potted fern
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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