don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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