Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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