White coat. Heels.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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