a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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