I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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