we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
They have beer where we have blood.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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