I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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