Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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