Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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