3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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