i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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