Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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