why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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