My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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