singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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