she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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