that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
True college students do jello shots in the library
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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