Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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