Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I had to cum in my sink.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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