The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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