I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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