all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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