margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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