Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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