We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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