Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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