Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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