I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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