no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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