i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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