bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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