Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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