ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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