omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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