haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
its not stalking. its research.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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