fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
