I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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