Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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