Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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