Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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