Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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