i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You dont lie about slip and slides
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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