he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Randomize
