i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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