It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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