So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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